His car breaks down on a long desolate stretch of the road. It's too far to walk in either direction so he pops the hood and waits. Pretty soon a good-ol'-boy drives up in a pick-up and stops to see if the salesman needs any help. Relieved the salesman asks for a lift to the next town.
"Well," drawls the man, "the next town is pretty far and it's late. The garage won't be open anyway. I'll tell you what, I'm having a little get together at my place tonight and you're welcome to join in if you want. You can stay at there tonight and I'll give you a lift into town in the morning."
Not seeing another option since the he hasn't seen another car since he broke down, the salesman agrees. "What kind of get together is it going to be?" He asks.
"Oh, you know, just the usual, drinkin', fightin, screwin," says the good-ol'-boy.
Still in his business clothes but thinking that after a long hard week it might be fun to see some of the local color he asks, "Do you think it'll be okay, you know, dressed like this?"
"Sure, you'll be fine" Says the good ol' boy, "It's just going to be you and me."
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