THey started talking how they make their husbands buy something for them.
American wife says: Well when husband comes home I just tell him: Either you buy me a new car or You don't get sex anymore.
Well I didn't see him first day. Didn't saw me second day. Third day a new car is there.
German wife says: Well I do the same. I just say either you buy me a new car or you don't get sex anymore. Well I don't see him first day, I don't him second day and on the third day the new car is there.
Russian wife: I have also tried this. When my hubby came home I told him: Either you buy me a new car or you don't get sex.
I don't see him the first day. I don't see him the next day. On the third day I started to see him with a corner of my eye.
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