A Texan man decided he must remain a citizen of the largest state in the USA and moved there.
When he tried to change his legal residence, the clerk at the courthouse said "We can't let just anybody become a citizen of this great state. You have to pass a test to become a true Alaskan."
The Texan asks what he has to do.
"First, you have to drink a fifth of 190 proof Alaska moonshine. Then you have to kill a polar bear, and finally, you have to have sex with an Eskimo woman."
The Texan laughs and says "That'll be easy. I drink moonshine all the time, killed a dozen bears, and slept with the meanest Mexican women. Where's that moonshine?"
The clerk hands him the bottle. The Texan raises it and drinks it all at once. He staggers a moment, then says "Where's that polar bear?" The clerk tells him there's one that hangs out around the city dump. The Texan leaves, and comes back about an hour later, covered in blood, scratches, and missing a finger.
"OK, where's that Eskimo woman you want me to kill?"
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