walks into a gynecologists office, all of his expertise goes out the window. After she undresses and sits in the chair he begins to rub her thighs. "Do you know why I am doing this?" He asks her. "Yes, you are checking for any abrasions." She replies. He then begins to feel her breasts. "Do you know what this is for?" He asks. "Yes you are checking for lumps." He then proceeds to mount and have sex with her. "Do you know what I am doing now?" He asks once again. The woman replies, "Getting herpes which is what I came to get checked for anyways."
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