She explains to her mom that he is a wonderful man and she can live with her at his palace. She begrudgingly accepts the fact and moves into the palace.
Six months later, the daughter interrupts her mother's daily morning massage and spa treatment and tells her, "I'm not happy in the marriage. All he wants is anal sex. When I got married my anus was the size of a dime, now it's the size of a silver dollar."
Her mother turns her head and looks up at her, "so for ninety cents you're gonna make trouble?"
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