My overly long classic Joke

Billy and Bobby were two good little boys who never said any bad words and were raised in a very religious and strict house. Well one day they had to move to a new school because their father changed jobs.

At their new school none of the kids liked Billy and Bobby because they spoke too politely and NEVER swore.




One night Billy and Bobby were up in their bedroom and Billy said:
"You know what Bobby, I'm gonna start using swear words. I don't want to make god angry though so I'm just gonna use one but use it all the time, then the other kids will like me."




"Great idea." said Bobby. " I'm gonna do that to, umm I'm gonna use hell for my word, cause it's in the bible and god can't get mad at me for using a bible word!"

"That's smart thinking." said Billy "I'm gonna use damned, cause it's a bible world too! We better practice using these damned dirty words so we get used to it."


And so the two boys stayed up until the wee hours of the morning practicing the dirty words into there vocabulary.
The next morning their alarm clock woke them up and they sleepily got dressed and went to the kitchen where their mother was making breakfast and their father sat at the kitchen table reading the morning paper.

"So Billy, what would you like for breakfast?" asked their mother.

"Gimme some damned corn flakes!" he replied.
As soon as the words left his mouth his mother gasped, his fathers face turned beet red and he grabbed Billy by the collar, bent him over his knee and started whooping his ass with the rolled up newspaper.

Bobby stood there stunned, his mother turned to him and said
"Well now, Bobby what would you like for breakfast?"

Bobby quickly replied:
"I sure as hell don't want no damned corn flakes."