There is girl in school called Mary and she keeps on falling asleep in class. The teacher asks her, "Who is our savior?" A boy behind her pokes her with a pencil. Then Mary yells, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher says, "Good." Then the teacher asks, "Who died on the cross." Then the boy again pokes her. Then Mary yells, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher says, "Good." The teacher asks, " What did Eve do after she had her 23 child." The boy pokes again. Then Mary yells, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'm going to brake it in half.
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