What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

A giraffe walks...

...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine. The store...

Whats the...

One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my...

The Top 15 Ways...

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Dumb story

Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls off. How many are left? A 499...

I always thought...

Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic.

Whats the...

One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my...

The Top 15 Ways...

15> He likes his Irish coffee like he likes his women: loaded with...

Dumb story

Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls off. How many are left? A 499...

I always thought...

Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic.

What do you do...

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

The Top 15 Ways...

15> He likes his Irish coffee like he likes his women: loaded with...

Dumb story

Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls off. How many are left? A 499...

I always thought...

Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic.

What do you do...

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Two jokes...

**Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1:** So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a...

Dumb story

Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls off. How many are left? A 499...

I always thought...

Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic.

What do you do...

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Two jokes...

**Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1:** So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a...

Elephant in a fridge

PART 1 QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? ANS: 1)...

I always thought...

Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic.

What do you do...

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Two jokes...

**Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1:** So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a...

Elephant in a fridge

PART 1 QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? ANS: 1)...

A giraffe walks...

And says "Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"

What do you do...

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Two jokes...

**Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1:** So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a...

Elephant in a fridge

PART 1 QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? ANS: 1)...

A giraffe walks...

And says "Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"

Amazing Facts 22

Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only...

Two jokes...

**Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1:** So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a...

Elephant in a fridge

PART 1 QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? ANS: 1)...

A giraffe walks...

And says "Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"

Amazing Facts 22

Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only...

Elephant in a fridge

PART 1 QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? ANS: 1)...

A giraffe walks...

And says "Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"

Amazing Facts 22

Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only...

A giraffe walks...

And says "Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"

Amazing Facts 22

Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only...

A giraffe walks...

...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine. The store...

Amazing Facts 22

Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only...

A giraffe walks...

...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine. The store...

Whats the...

One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my...

What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

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