She says hello and he says hi back and asks why she's there all alone. She says "well, my husband left me because I'm too kinky in bed."
The man, gasped and said "my wife left me for the same thing."
A few drinks later, they decide to go back to her place to finish the night. She sits him down on the bed, tells him to get undressed and goes into the bathroom to get ready. A few minutes later, she comes out in a leather dominatrix suit, with a gag ball and a whip and sees him putting his clothes on. She asks what he's doing,
he says "I fucked your dog and shit in your purse, so I'm done"
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