What'll be The Baby's Name?

A 15 year old girl finally had the oportunity to go to a party
all alone. Since she was very good looking, she was a bit
nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's
very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him
'what will be the name of our baby?', that'll scare them off."
So off she went.

After a little while at the party a boy started dancing whith
her and little by little kissing her and touching her. She asked
him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse
and disapeared.

Some time later the same thing happened again, a boy started to
kiss her neck, her shoulders...she stoped him and asked him
about the baby's name, he ran off.

Later on another boy invited her for a walk, after a few minutes
he started kissing her and she asked him, "What will our baby be
called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What
will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have
sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.
After he was done, he took off his "full" condomn, gave it a
knot and said, "If he gets out of this one...David Copperfield!"

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