Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of sex with his wife.
Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin' dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."
Little Johnny asked, "What ya gonna do, screw him?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
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