Pass My Shotgun.
Psychotic Mood Shift.
Perpetual Munching Spree.
Puffy Mid-Section.
People Make Me Sick.
Provide Me with Sweets.
Pardon My Sobbing.
Pimples May Surface.
Pass My Sweatpants.
Pissy Mood Syndrome.
Plainly, Men Suck.
Pack My Stuff.
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