Plug in , switch on.

A man and his wife are spending the evening at their local boozer. After having consumed rather a lot of alcohol the man starts boasting of his intelect and the most fantastic business ideas that he thinks of when having sex, to which his wife retorts, "It is of no wonder you can come up with these ideas when you're plugged into a bloody genius.

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