The Pickle and the Tomato

One day the Pickle was talking to the tomato. He said that
every time he got big and juicy he was sliced seasoned and put
in a jar. The tomato said he had it worse, every time he got
big and juicy he got sliced, diced and put into salad.


Meanwhile the Penis overheard the tomato and the pickle talking
so he walked over. He said he had it the worst. Every time he
got big and juicy he would get put in a big stinky room and had
to do pushups until he threw up.