3 men are traveling through the jungle. They are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals tell the men to go to the jungle and grab 100 of their favorite fruits. They all head out into the jungle. The first man comes back with 100 apples. The leader of the tribe tells him that if he can stick all of them up his ass without any of them falling out, they will let him go. If he can't, they will kill him and eat him. He starts to shove them one by one up his ass. He is able to get 3 in there before one falls out as he gets it half way in. They kill him and proceed to devour his corpse. The second man comes back with 100 grapes. He sees his friend and is horrified. They give him the same deal. Stick the fruit up his ass, and he will live. He starts. The first goes in easily, and so do the next 90 grapes. He is starting to get a little full, but he is sure he can finish. He gets to the 99th grape and starts to laugh uncontrollably and all the grape shoot out. The leader asks, "You were so close! What happened?" He replies, my friend is walking back with watermelons!"
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