A billionaire wanted a painting made for his home, depicting what General Custer was thinking right before he died. He told the artist he wanted it done in a week and he would return then to see it. When he returned, he was confused to see only a few cows, with halos, and hundreds of indians having sex with each other.
The billionaire screamed "what the hell is this?!?!"
The artist then said "this is what you wanted.."
"not at all! I did not want this filth. I wanted Custer's last thoughts!" said the billionaire.
The artist smiled. "and there you are! I call it 'Holy cow! Look at all those fucking indians!' "
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