This guy goes to Vegas and wins $10,000. Excited he decides to get himself a prostitute, find the most beautiful one, takes her to the room asks" how much for sex"?
"Sex"? Says the prostitute "I jerk ppl off for $5,000"
5,000 for a jerk? You must be crazy!!
So prostitute comes to the window and says" see all of these bars? I own them all just from the money I make on hand jobs.
So the guy pays her $5000 and get the best jerk/orgasm he ever had in his life.
Comes back to Vegas a month later, wins $25,000 finds the same prostitute takes her upstairs says what can I get for 25,000
She says for 25,000 ill give you head.
Are you crazy? 25,000 for head?
She pulls him to the window, shows all of the small casinos and says" I bought them with the BJ money I made!
Guy pays her and gets the best BJ ever.
Comes back to Vegas, wins 100,000 and is now determined to have sex for 100,000. Fuids the girl, takes her upstairs, pulls out 100,000 says I want sex.
She brings him to the window, shows the entire Vegas, guy says" OMG, you own this entire city just because of your pussy"??
She replies " I would have if I had one"
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