Mr and Mrs Ponds

Mr Ponds was a voracious reader , who had read books on every possible subject. Mrs Ponds on the other hand was a woman of action. She actually went out and experienced things herself. Whether it be big adventures or small local activities, she occupied her time doing things.


At dinner parties,it had become a ritual of sorts that the Ponds would discuss or debate a topic among themselves at lengths. It would always however conclude with Mrs Ponds winning, for Mr Ponds would say "I've read about it at lengths dear " to which she would reply "I've actually done it sweetheart. First hand experience beats merely reading about it ". So when at a dinner party the topic of discussion was adultery in marriages and Mrs Ponds said that she had read how spouse having an affair most often doesn't orgasm during intercourse due to subconscious awareness of their actions, Mr Ponds enthusiastically jumps up and says "Trust me darling, I've been balls deep in your sister , and it was the time of my Life !"