what happened?

A man decides that he wants to become king of the world so he
goes to the wise man of their village. He asks the wise man "how
do i become the king of the world"? The wise man answers "if you
have sex with an eskimo and kill a polar bear then I will make
you king once you have come back". So the man goes out to try to
complete the task. Three weeks have passed and finally he comes
back. The wise man has never seen somebody such a mess he was
all bloody and cuts and bruises all over him. The wise man asks
"what happened to you"? He repplies "I did just what you told
me. I killed the eskimo and...