I met a Chinese girl, she was cute and we started to kiss.
So I asked her for her phone number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
So I said, "Wow! I'm ready! Let's fuck!"
The Chinese girl got really offended and slapped me in the face.
Then her friend told me, "She said 666-3629."
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