Sean Connery describes this convicted sex offender, whose infamous lack of remorse has guaranteed that he will only ever have exactly one job.

I slept with this...

Don't get me wrong, the sex was great... but she was acting really clingy and...

Do you know how...

Man walks up to a farmers house, knocks on the door. When a woman opened the...

Opinions are like...

mine's more important and I don't give a fuck if she has one.

PC terminology...

AH! Political correctness strikes again. Political correctness is definedas...

A husband leans over

and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over...

What's black and...

The five year old in my trunk.

The boy who...

on thanks giving a little boy saw his mom and dad fighting they called each...

Three toliets

a clerk has a bathroom of three toilets,a wood one,a glass one,and a thing...

Sex with a girl...

I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my...

40 viagras

Did u hear about the farmer who took 40 viagra thinkin they were sleepin...