...a man with no arms and no legs, lying on a restaurant table? [Bill.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? [Art.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car? [Jack.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a ditch? [Phil.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot? [Stu.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? [Russel.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? [Bob.](/spoiler)
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