Pimp Jokes Bout YO MAMA

Yo Mama so fat-
--she went to tha beach and tha bleached whales were singin WE R FAMALY EVEN THO U BIGGER THAN ME
--Her nickname on tha street is HOLY SHIT
--she doesnt wear G-strings she wears A,B,C,D,E,F,and G strings
--her blood type is RAGU
--she steped on a scale and it said one at a time please
--she steped on a scale and it said to be continued....


Yo Mama so Dumb-
--She sold her car fo gas money
--she studied fo a blood test and Failed
--on her job application were it waz written sex she put M,F and sumtimes on Wednesday
--she sits on tha TV and watches tha couch


YO mama like a postal stamp like her, stick her, and send her away.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn