Speech Problem

There is a man named Jon and he has a speech problem and
sometimes what he wants to say doesn't come out the way he wants
it to.


So one Saturday afternoon he decides he needs to do some
shopping! So he goes to the grocery store and says: "Can I have
some bum?"
The store clerck replies: "What?"
Jon says again:"Some bum!"
The store clerck then says: "Sir if this is you idea of a joke
then I'm gonna call the police!"
Jon argues: "No,no some bum!" and points to the gum
The store clerk is quick to apologize and lets Jon have the gum
for free.


Jon then goes to the hardware store and asks:"Can I have a
fuckit?"
"Excuse me sir?" replies the clrek
"You heard me a fuckit!" and he points to the bucket
"Oh so sorry, it's on the house", the clerk says


Jon then relizes the one thing he could use in life would be a
dog and he goes to the pet shop, so he goes in and says:"Can I
have a cock and spank it?"
"A what asks the shopkeeper?"
"A cock and spank it!" and annoyedly points to the cocker spaniel
"O of course sir, 100 dollars"
So Jon buys the dog.


On Jon's way home his new dog escapes and hurriedly looking for
help he sees an old lady sitting on the curbside waiting for
someone. Jon goes up to her and says:"Excuse me could you hold
my bum and fuck it while I go find my cock and spankit!"