College Students Alphabet

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college.


B- Beer: It's whats for dinner.


C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night
party.


D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks
pathetic.


E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking
party.


F- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.


G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers.


H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you
drank.


I- Ignorant: The way you act after drinking WAY too much.


J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home.


K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.


L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving
alcohol.


M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying.


N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't
know.


O- Oh shit!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs.


P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.


Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the
morning. YUCK!


R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the
toilet.


S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were
drunk.


T- Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes to get drunk.


U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town.


V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello.


W- Worm: The part of Tequila that that you don't mind eating after you've
consumed the whole bottle.


X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.(detox)


Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end.


Z- Zima: Zomething Different.