Werner Heisenberg is driving a Cadillac at 130 miles per hour across the Nevada desert. Erwin Schrodinger is riding shotgun. Georg Ohm is in the back seat.

A state trooper pulls them over, walks to the driver's side window and says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" To which Heisenberg replies: "No, but I can tell you our location at the time."

The trooper decides to inspect the vehicle. After a moment he comes back to the passenger side, gun drawn, and yells: "Did you know there is a dead body in your trunk!" To which Schrodinger rolls his eyes and mutters: "Yeah... now..."

So the trooper called for back up and had them all arrested. Heisenberg and Schrodinger went quietly, but Ohm resisted.

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