"Hmmm, something doesn't feel quite right" says the doctor
Considering this for a moment, the old man says to him "Would you mind using two fingers instead?"
"Why on earth would I do that?!" says the doctor, quite taken aback
"Well..." says the old man "...I'd like a second opinion"
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