Elevator


Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck they strike up a conversation.


The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E you know....
Young, urban, professional, peacefull, intelligent, ecologist."


The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...
Double Income, No kids, Yet!"


The third guy says. "I'm a R.U.B, you know....
Rich, Urban , Biker."


They turn to the woman and ask her ,
"What are you?"


She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know....
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.."


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.