A man sees his friend looking rather melancholy and tries to cheer her up. After listening to her woes he says to her "Well, you know what Monty Python always say..."
She rolls her eyes "Always look on the bright side of life?"
"No." He leaps to his feet, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
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