Mr and Mrs Beaver were concluding a bitter and painful divorce. The main bone of contention was the family home. It was towards the end of the case and the judge asked if they had any final statements for eachother. Mrs Beaver passed. Mr Beaver nodded and turned to his wife and with all the dignity he could muster said "Frankly my dear, I dont give a dam"
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