when a homeless male comes up to her and asks what she is doing.
She replies "I'm dirt poor, my boyfriend cheated on me and I have nothing to live for! So I'm jumping."
The male numbs this over for a few seconds and says "Well in that case, if you're going to die anyway, how about a root before you jump?"
She replies with " Ewww! not with you, you dirty old man!"
He replies "Well in that case... See you at the bottom!"
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