Heaven and Hell


What is Heaven? What is Hell?


In Heaven:
The English run the hotels.
The French cook the food.
The Swiss are the police.
The Germans fix the cars.
The Italians are the lovers.


In Hell:
The French run the hotels.
The English cook the food.
The Germans are the police.
The Swiss are the lovers.
The Italians fix the cars.


In both places the Americans run the army. Whether they do it right or not doesn't matter; they are the only ones who will take the job!

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