A Polish guy has never had sex, and he gets into bed on his wedding night. His wife gets naked, sits on the bed, and says, "Do you know what I want?"He says, "No."She gets in bed, spreads her legs wide, and says, "Now do you know what I want?"He says, "Yeah...you want the whole friggin' bed to yourself!"
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