"Father forgive me, for I have sinned"
"What have you done my child?"
"I have had anal sex with a woman..."
"With whom?"
"I fear to speak her name, for I know not if she has confessed herself"
"Do not worry my child, all the women in this village go to confession, was it Mary?"
"No"
"Elizabeth?"
"No father"
"Jane?"
"Yes father, thank you"
The priest prescribed the usual penance and the young man left the church.
Outside two of his friends were waiting.
"Well?"
"We're inviting Mary, Elizabeth, and Jane."
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