So this guy is on speed, which makes him feel really horny, so he walks into a whore house to get himself a good fuck. On the inside he remembers that he's a bit short on cash so he says to the mistress:
"Listen, I only have five dollars, can you help me out?"
The lady says: "Sure, go up the stairs and go in the door on the right."
The guy goes up the stairs and in through the door. He sees a chicken sitting on a table. He is a little disappointed but the speed is kicking in so he figures: "Oh well you get what you pay for!", and he screws that chicken to near death, with feathers flying everywhere.
So the next day the guy is still a bit high and decides to go back to the whorehouse.
He says to the madam: "Listen lady, I've only got two bucks today. Can you do anything at all for me?"
"Sure!" says the madam. "Go up the stairs and in the door on the left this time".
The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians having sex.
"This is fantastic. Only two bucks for this!!" the guy says to one of the other men.
The other man says "Yes, but you should have been here yesterday, there was a guy in there fucking a chicken!"
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