A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a Twinkie snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says with an excited knowing grin, "Oh yes sir, and I'm gonna get boobs too!"
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