Q: What do you get when you stab an 8 year old girl 15 times?
A: Ahard on.
Q: What's the worst thing about sleeping with 12 year olds?
A: The long ride back from the desert.
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl?
A: If you turn them over they look like 8 year old boys.
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