Walks Into A Bar...

A Big Black Bear walks up to the Bartender and says "Gimme a beer"
Bartender says "No way, get out! We don't serve beers to big black bears in bars in Butte!"
Drunk woman at the end of the bar says "You heard the man bear, get out!"
Bear says again "I'm asking nicely, please give me a beer"
Bartender says "No! I told you, we don't serve beers to big black bears in bars in Butte, so go away!"
Drunk woman at the end of the bar hiccups and says "He told you bear, now jush get outta heeere"
Bear says "Ok, one last time, before something bad happens. Give. Me. A. Beer."
Bartender says "NO, we do not serve beers to big black bears in bars in Butte!
Drunk woman slurs "Ya bear, get outta tha bar"
Bear walks over to the drunk woman, bites her head off in in one huge chomp, walks back over to the Bartender and says "So you gonna give me that beer now, or what?"
Bartender says "Bear, I told you, we don't serve beers to big black bears in bars in Butte, especially not bears on drugs!"
The Bear says "Drugs? What do you mean? I'm not on drugs"
Bartender says "Well, that was a Barbiturate"