...and talking about how tough they are.
The cowboy from Arkansas says, "I'm so tough I once russled a bear with my bare hands".
They all look kind of impressed.
Then the cowboy from New Mexico says, " T'aint nothin. I once stopped a stampede of cattle using a piece of straw, a pinecone and my bare hands."
This is obviously impressing the group. The first 2 cowboys look over at the cowboy from Texas, waiting for his tall tale.
The cowboy from Texas doesn't say a word. Just keep stirring the coals of the fire with the tip of his penis.
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