Voodoo Dildo

A man and his wife are driving in a car. The wife says, "I'm so horny let's have sex!" The man says, "I can't keep up with you, I'm going to buy you a dildo." The man goes to the sex shop and finds nothing to satisfy her. He asks the clerk of there is anything more powerful behind the counter. The clerk said yes. He pulls out a wooden box. Blows the dust off it. It says Voodoo Dildo. The man asks what's so special. To which the clerk says "voodoo dildo the door." The door explodes. The clerk then says Voodoo dildo the box. Flies back in to the box. The man says this will do. He takes it home to his wife and says that if she ever needs to feed the need say voodoo dildo my pussy. The man leaves for work. She says I have to try it out. She says it. She loves it. But she realizes that her husband never told her how to stop it. She starts to drive to the hospital. A cop pulls her over and asks if she is driving drunk. She says "No I have a voodoo dildo in my pussy." The cop says "Voodoo Dildo my ass"