I just got pulled over...

The police officer walked up and asked me: "Son, do you know how fast you were going?"

I looked over and said: "Not really, officer. I was paying attention to the car in front of me."

He pulled out his speedometer and read aloud, "I clocked you going 80 miles per hour."

"That's impossible," I replied. "I've only been driving for 10 minutes!"

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