A man goes to doctor complaining about migraines.
His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my dear wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should also try it."
Two weeks later, the patient tells doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
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