An elderly man calls his doctor with a problem, "Doc, I'm having problems throughout the night. My legs are restless, I toss in my sleep, and I keep waking up on the floor!"
The doctor thinks for minute and says, "Okay, I think I'm gonna prescribe you some Viagra."
The old man says, "You know I'm not having problems with that, how is that going to help."
The doc says, "It's going to keep you from rolling out of be at night."
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