I was feeling a tad weak and decided to see a doctor. After a lengthy examination, he declares me fit as a fiddle. He then starts probing me about the possible cause and we finally come around to the topic of sex
Doctor - "So, how often do you have sex with your wife"
Me-"Thrice a day"
Doctor- "What about the secretary?"
.Me-"Thrice a day"
Doctor- "Maid?"
.Me-"Thrice a day"
Doctor- "Anyone else?"
.Me-"Thrice a day"
Doctor - "Well, that's definitely too much. You've got to learn to take yourself in hand.
.Me-"Thrice a day"
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