This guy has a dentist appointment in a couple hours when suddenly he gets a call from his girlfriend. She asks him to come over to have sex. Naturally he goes over her place, and eventually they start to 69. The guy finishes up and realizes he needs to brush his teeth so his breath won't smell like pussy. He gets to the dentist, and his cleaning goes without a hitch. Just as the doctor is finishing up he asks,
"By any chance did you 69 this afternoon?"
The guy responds, "Oh man, did my breath smell like pussy?"
The doctor answers, "No. Your forehead smells like shit."
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