Scooby Dooby Dooby

This woman has spent her whole adult life wanting a larger bust, but she just can not afford a boob job. She goes to see a new Doctor in town named Dr. Bob. He tells her that she really doesn't need plastic surgery, that he has a sure fire way to help enlarge her chest. He tells her to rub her chest every day and say the following "Scooby Dooby Dooby, I want bigger boobies". She thinks that this is stupid idea, but decides to try it anyway.After one week of repeating the poem and rubbing her chest she notices a definite increase in her bustline. She is thrilled! On the bus one morning heading to work, she remembers that she didn't do her morning ritual of rubbing and reciting. She looks around the bus and nobody seems to paying her any attention so she starts to rub her chest and recite the poem."Scooby Dooby Dooby, I want bigger boobies". A man starts chuckling from the seat behind her. She turns to ask "what's so funny?"He says "Dr. Bob, hmm?" She says "how do you know?" He says "Hickory Dickory Dock......!"

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