Very Vulgar Wordplay *NSFW*

* You smell like shit, asshole.

* Dad, you’re a mother fucker.

* Richard is a dick sometimes.

* Anal sex is such a pain in the ass.

* Watersports? I’m so pissed.

* She had a ball sucking one of my nuts.

* That puppy is a son of a bitch.

* My spa facial was a come on.

* It’s not hard to be impotent

* That Feltcher sucks ass.

* Her first period was Science.

* It takes a jerk to masturbate.

* That cock always wakes me up in the morning.

* It stinks when you fart in bed.

* Virgin doesn’t go all the way.

* Come inside if you don’t have a condom.

* You need big breasts to make great fried chicken.

* I laughed so hard Coke came out of my nose.

* I was between jobs when I went to the orgy.

* My dealer cracks me up.

* If you want to do it doggystyle, I’ll be behind you 100%

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