* You smell like shit, asshole.
* Dad, you’re a mother fucker.
* Richard is a dick sometimes.
* Anal sex is such a pain in the ass.
* Watersports? I’m so pissed.
* She had a ball sucking one of my nuts.
* That puppy is a son of a bitch.
* My spa facial was a come on.
* It’s not hard to be impotent
* That Feltcher sucks ass.
* Her first period was Science.
* It takes a jerk to masturbate.
* That cock always wakes me up in the morning.
* It stinks when you fart in bed.
* Virgin doesn’t go all the way.
* Come inside if you don’t have a condom.
* You need big breasts to make great fried chicken.
* I laughed so hard Coke came out of my nose.
* I was between jobs when I went to the orgy.
* My dealer cracks me up.
* If you want to do it doggystyle, I’ll be behind you 100%
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