Vermont farmer and his wife

Vermont farmer and his wife going to market.

Horse stumbles, farmer says "That's one".

Horse stops, stands stock-still, farmer says "That's two".

Horse stumbles again, farmer says "That's three", shoots the horse.

Wife bitches - horses are expensive.

Farmer says "That's one".

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