Vermont farmer and his wife going to market.
Horse stumbles, farmer says "That's one".
Horse stops, stands stock-still, farmer says "That's two".
Horse stumbles again, farmer says "That's three", shoots the horse.
Wife bitches - horses are expensive.
Farmer says "That's one".
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