A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back.Soon the golfer who had made the drive was on the scene to offer his apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right, the man smiled."Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed."I've been playing this game for forty years, and now I can finally tell my friends that I've hit my first holy one!"
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