"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my
mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft,
that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in myface.
"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am
at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is
coming. I will meet the challenge the only way I know how: head-on. "I
have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again.
No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher,
that she quit before the job was done. I will work nonstop and fight this,
blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair.
I will not be stained by it. "Thank you."
Monica Lewinsky
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